My Funny Stories

These funny stories are written by my sister. It's not my fault if their contents offend anyone. Blame her. Good news: the subject of the stories is ME!!! Bad news: I can't really read Vietnamese :-( So I have no idea what she's talking about. But the real important thing is, she loves me enough to write my diary everyday.
I LOVE YOU, SIS!
 

(Still, can somebody tell me if she says bad things about me please?)

If you have ABC 2.0 , you'd better go to this alternative page to read my stories in true Vietnamese font.

-Den cho't!

Me. mua cho Quoc Kha'nh ma^'y -do^i ta^'t mo*'i...
QK: Chi. Kha'nh o*i!
VK: What?
QK: -Do^i ta^'t cu?a em -de.p ho*n cu?a chi. (vu*`a no'i vu*`a chi`a cha^n ra) bo*?i vi` no' -den cho't!
VK: What?! (Hmm... Ah, I got it! Ha('n nghe ngu*o*`i ta no'i -do? cho't ne^n ha('n nghi~ ca'i gi` cu~ng "cho't"!)


Mo^.c nhi~

Buo^?i sa'ng, Quoc Kha'nh ngu? da^.y, -da'nh ra(ng ru*?a ma(.t...
QK: Me. o*i, con kho^ng ru*?a sa.ch -du*o*.c ca'i mo^.c nhi~ o*? ma('t!
Me.: ???
VK: (Hmm... Oh I see! Ha('n muo^'n a'm chi? nhi? ma('t -da^y ma`!)


Sa'ng ta.o

Quoc Kha'nh -di cho*i Fun Activities o*? Wagner Center ve^`, mang theo mo^.t tu'i clay...
QK: Me. o*i, con cha(?ng bie^'t na(.n ca'i gi` ba^y gio*`...
Me.: Con pha?i bie^'t pha't huy -da^`u o'c sa'ng ta.o chu*'. -Da^`u tie^n na(.n ca'i gi` -do*n gia?n, sau mo*'i na(.n da^`n nhu*~ng ca'i kho' ho*n.
QK: (suy nghi~ mo^.t ho^`i la^u...) Con se~ na(.n cu.c cu*'t va^.y!
VK: Ha ha ha!!!


Kem gie^`ng

Sau bu*~a a(n to^'i...
VK: Ca'i An da.o na`y co' hay -di a(n kem Ky' nu*~a kho^ng me. nhi??
QK: Ah! Con va^~n co`n nho*' kem Ky'! Con thi'ch a(n kem chocolate vo*'i kem gie^`ng!
Me.: Kem gi`?
QK: Kem gie^`ng!
Me.: ???
VK: (Hmm... Ahah! Ha('n -di.nh no'i kem sa^`u rie^ng -da^y ma`!)


Gia` va` che?

Tre^n o^ to^ vo*'i ca? nha`...
QK: Chi. co' thi'ch John Travolta kho^ng?
VK: Kho^ng
QK: Em tha^'y no' -de.p trai
VK: Chi. cha(?ng tha^'y no' -de.p trai ti' na`o! Chi. kho^ng thi'ch ca(`m che?.
QK: (ba(n khoa(n suy nghi~...) The^' chi. thi'ch ca(`m "gia`" a`?
VK: Hihi!


Tha(`ng va` -du*'a

QK: Bo^' co' nho*' ca'i phim to^'i qua kho^ng?
Bo^': Phim na`o?
QK: Ca'i phim ma` co' ca'i -du*'a bo^' va` ca'i tha(`ng tre? con a^'y!
Bo^': (nghie^m ma(.t...) -Du*'a bo^' a`?
QK: (so*. qua'...) Oops! Ca'i phim ma` co' ca'i tha(`ng bo^' va` ca'i -du*'a tre? con a^'y!
Ca? nha`: (la('c -da^`u cu*o*`i)


So nem

Me. mua cho hai -du*'a hai ca'i nem chua, mo^~i ca'i co' mo^.t qua? o*'t. Quoc Kha'nh so hai ca'i nem va` cho.n ca'i tro^ng "co' ve?" to ho*n. Hai qua? o*'t pha^`n chi. Kha'nh. Sau khi le^n xe, Quoc Kha'nh va^~n -da(m chie^u suy nghi~ mo^.t ho^`i la^u... (Something's still WRONG???)

Sau 15 phu't, Quoc Kha'nh tho^'t le^n:
    -Chi. Kha'nh va^~n -du*o*.c ho*n con hai qua? o*'t! (va` kho'c)


Me. vo*.

Quoc Kha'nh la`m toa'n...
VK: Ne^'u Al Bundy va` me. vo*. cu?a Al co' bo^'n ca'i ke.o thi` rie^ng Al co' ma^'y ca'i?
QK: (-du*.c ma(.t ra)
Me.: De^~ the^' ma` cu~ng kho^ng la`m -du*o*.c a`? The^' me. vo*. la` ma^'y ngu*o*`i?
QK: Hai ngu*o*`i!
VK va` me.: Huh?
QK: Me. la` mo^.t, vo*. la` hai!


...Chuo^.t!

Bu*~a a(n to^'i...
QK: Me. o*i, cho con the^m mo^.t i't uh... mo^.t i't... chuo^.t... gi` a^'y nhi?? Uh... rau chuo^.t... kho^ng pha?i... uh... con chuo^.t... uh... cu*'t chuo^.t... ca'i gi` chuo^.t ho*? me.???
Ca? nha`: (Co`n ba^.n cu*o*`i ngoa(.t ngoe~o) DU*A CHUO^.T!!!


Ha^`m tru' a^?n

VK: Me. o*i, Quoc Kha'nh no' -da^u a^'y nhi?? Sao suo^'t ca? buo^?i to^'i con kho^ng nhi`n tha^'y no'?
Me.: (Sau mo^.t ho^`i ti`m kie^'m) Kha'nh! Ma`y ngo^`i o*? du*o*'i ga^`m ba`n la`m gi` suo^'t ca? buo^?i to^'i?
QK: (thi` tha`o) Me. khe~ tho^i! Con ngo^`i -da^y -de^? bo^' kho?i nhi`n tha^'y con.
Me.: Bo^' nhi`n tha^'y thi` la`m sao?
QK: Thi` bo^' se~ nho*' -de^'n chuye^.n nho^? ra(ng!
VK: Hihi!
(Chu' thi'ch: Mo^~i khi ra(ng cu?a Quoc Kha'nh lung lay, bo^' thu*o*`ng la^'y so*.i chi? buo^.c va`o -de^? nho^?. 'Course, this is Quoc Kha'nh's worst nightmare!)


La` ca'i -dinh

Quoc Kha'nh cho*i co*` online...
Me.: Tho^i Kha'nh kho^ng cho*i nu*~a! -Di ho.c -di con. Chess thi` la` ca'i -dinh gi`!
QK: Chess la` ca'i -dinh -da^'y chu*'! Chess la` ca'i -dinh -da^'y chu*'!
VK: !!!


Xu*o*ng ro^`ng

QK: Me. o*i, ca'i xu*o*ng ro^`ng cu?a con no' -dau qua'!
Me.: Hi hi...
QK: (Hmm... tu*'c qua'! Ca? nha` cu*o*`i mi`nh!)
Sau mo.t ho^`i suy nghi~...

QK: Chi. Kha'nh o*i, em -da~ nghi~ ra ro^`i! Kho^ng pha?i xu*o*ng ro^`ng ma` la` xu*o*ng gio^'ng!
VK: Haha!


-Du+'ng -du*?ng!

QK: (tho*? da`i) Con sa('p che^'t -du*'ng -du*?ng ro^`i -da^y!
VK: What?
Me.: Che^'t -du*' -du*` chu+' con!
VK: Phew!


Nga.i

Quoc Kha'nh vie^'t mo^.t ba`i va(n o*? lo*'p nhu* sau:
"...My granpa's name is Nga.i. My grandma's name is Nga.i..."

VK: (-do.c -de^'n -da^y, ngo* nga'c) Te^n cu?a o^ng ba` co' pha?i la` Nga.i -da^u em?
QK: Mi`nh va^~n go.i o^ng ngoa.i ba` ngoa.i ma`!
VK: Hihi!


Ho*? he^'t ca?!

Quo^'c Kha'nh ma(.c qua^`n thu?ng -di't...
Me.: Con o*i, co*?i ca'i qua^`n -do' ra -di, chu*' co' mo^~i ca'i cho^~ quan tro.ng thi` ho*? ma^'t ro^`i.
QK: No way! Ma(.c the^' na`y thi` chi? ho*? mo^.t ti' quan tro.ng. Co*?i no' ra thi` ho*? he^'t ca? cho^~ quan tro.ng a`?
VK: Woo woo!


So sa'nh

Quo^'c Kha'nh vie^'t mo^.t ba`i va(n ta? su*. kha'c bie^.t giu*~a bo^' va` Quo^'c Kha'nh...
QK: Bo^' thi'ch -di la`m, co`n con chi? thi'ch cho*i.
Bo^': Gi` nu*~a?
QK: Bo^' co' vo*., co`n con kho^ng co' vo*.
Ca? nha`: !!!


Tho*m!

VK: (vu*`a go^.i dda^`u xong) Em o*i! Ngu*?i dda^`u chi. xem co' tho*m kho^ng?
QK: Tho*m qua'!
VK: Tho*m nhu* the^' na`o?
QK: Tho*m nhu* thi.t.
VK: What! Cho ma`y no'i la.i!
QK: (hoa?ng qua', suy nghi~ mo^.t ho^`i...) Tho*m nhu* nu*o*'c ma('m!
VK: (To^.i nghie^.p cu ca^.u, ngoa`i thi.t va` nu*o*'c ma('m ra cha(?ng co`n bie^'t ca'i gi` tho*m nu*~a)

To be continued...