These funny stories are written by my sister. It's not my fault if their contents offend anyone. Blame her. Good news: the subject of the stories is ME!!! Bad news: I can't really read Vietnamese :-( So I have no idea what she's talking about. But the real important thing is, she loves me enough to write my diary everyday. I LOVE YOU, SIS!
(Still, can somebody tell me if she says bad things about me please?)
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-Den cho't!
Me. mua cho Quoc Kha'nh ma^'y -do^i ta^'t mo*'i... QK: Chi. Kha'nh o*i! VK: What? QK: -Do^i ta^'t cu?a em -de.p ho*n cu?a chi. (vu*`a no'i vu*`a chi`a cha^n ra) bo*?i vi` no' -den cho't! VK: What?! (Hmm... Ah, I got it! Ha('n nghe ngu*o*`i ta no'i -do? cho't ne^n ha('n nghi~ ca'i gi` cu~ng "cho't"!)
Buo^?i sa'ng, Quoc Kha'nh ngu? da^.y, -da'nh ra(ng ru*?a ma(.t... QK: Me. o*i, con kho^ng ru*?a sa.ch -du*o*.c ca'i mo^.c nhi~ o*? ma('t! Me.: ??? VK: (Hmm... Oh I see! Ha('n muo^'n a'm chi? nhi? ma('t -da^y ma`!)
Quoc Kha'nh -di cho*i Fun Activities o*? Wagner Center ve^`, mang theo mo^.t tu'i clay... QK: Me. o*i, con cha(?ng bie^'t na(.n ca'i gi` ba^y gio*`... Me.: Con pha?i bie^'t pha't huy -da^`u o'c sa'ng ta.o chu*'. -Da^`u tie^n na(.n ca'i gi` -do*n gia?n, sau mo*'i na(.n da^`n nhu*~ng ca'i kho' ho*n. QK: (suy nghi~ mo^.t ho^`i la^u...) Con se~ na(.n cu.c cu*'t va^.y! VK: Ha ha ha!!!
Sau bu*~a a(n to^'i... VK: Ca'i An da.o na`y co' hay -di a(n kem Ky' nu*~a kho^ng me. nhi?? QK: Ah! Con va^~n co`n nho*' kem Ky'! Con thi'ch a(n kem chocolate vo*'i kem gie^`ng! Me.: Kem gi`? QK: Kem gie^`ng! Me.: ??? VK: (Hmm... Ahah! Ha('n -di.nh no'i kem sa^`u rie^ng -da^y ma`!)
Tre^n o^ to^ vo*'i ca? nha`... QK: Chi. co' thi'ch John Travolta kho^ng? VK: Kho^ng QK: Em tha^'y no' -de.p trai VK: Chi. cha(?ng tha^'y no' -de.p trai ti' na`o! Chi. kho^ng thi'ch ca(`m che?. QK: (ba(n khoa(n suy nghi~...) The^' chi. thi'ch ca(`m "gia`" a`? VK: Hihi!
QK: Bo^' co' nho*' ca'i phim to^'i qua kho^ng? Bo^': Phim na`o? QK: Ca'i phim ma` co' ca'i -du*'a bo^' va` ca'i tha(`ng tre? con a^'y! Bo^': (nghie^m ma(.t...) -Du*'a bo^' a`? QK: (so*. qua'...) Oops! Ca'i phim ma` co' ca'i tha(`ng bo^' va` ca'i -du*'a tre? con a^'y! Ca? nha`: (la('c -da^`u cu*o*`i)
Me. mua cho hai -du*'a hai ca'i nem chua, mo^~i ca'i co' mo^.t qua? o*'t. Quoc Kha'nh so hai ca'i nem va` cho.n ca'i tro^ng "co' ve?" to ho*n. Hai qua? o*'t pha^`n chi. Kha'nh. Sau khi le^n xe, Quoc Kha'nh va^~n -da(m chie^u suy nghi~ mo^.t ho^`i la^u... (Something's still WRONG???)
Sau 15 phu't, Quoc Kha'nh tho^'t le^n: -Chi. Kha'nh va^~n -du*o*.c ho*n con hai qua? o*'t! (va` kho'c)
Quoc Kha'nh la`m toa'n... VK: Ne^'u Al Bundy va` me. vo*. cu?a Al co' bo^'n ca'i ke.o thi` rie^ng Al co' ma^'y ca'i? QK: (-du*.c ma(.t ra) Me.: De^~ the^' ma` cu~ng kho^ng la`m -du*o*.c a`? The^' me. vo*. la` ma^'y ngu*o*`i? QK: Hai ngu*o*`i! VK va` me.: Huh? QK: Me. la` mo^.t, vo*. la` hai!
Bu*~a a(n to^'i... QK: Me. o*i, cho con the^m mo^.t i't uh... mo^.t i't... chuo^.t... gi` a^'y nhi?? Uh... rau chuo^.t... kho^ng pha?i... uh... con chuo^.t... uh... cu*'t chuo^.t... ca'i gi` chuo^.t ho*? me.??? Ca? nha`: (Co`n ba^.n cu*o*`i ngoa(.t ngoe~o) DU*A CHUO^.T!!!
VK: Me. o*i, Quoc Kha'nh no' -da^u a^'y nhi?? Sao suo^'t ca? buo^?i to^'i con kho^ng nhi`n tha^'y no'? Me.: (Sau mo^.t ho^`i ti`m kie^'m) Kha'nh! Ma`y ngo^`i o*? du*o*'i ga^`m ba`n la`m gi` suo^'t ca? buo^?i to^'i? QK: (thi` tha`o) Me. khe~ tho^i! Con ngo^`i -da^y -de^? bo^' kho?i nhi`n tha^'y con. Me.: Bo^' nhi`n tha^'y thi` la`m sao? QK: Thi` bo^' se~ nho*' -de^'n chuye^.n nho^? ra(ng! VK: Hihi! (Chu' thi'ch: Mo^~i khi ra(ng cu?a Quoc Kha'nh lung lay, bo^' thu*o*`ng la^'y so*.i chi? buo^.c va`o -de^? nho^?. 'Course, this is Quoc Kha'nh's worst nightmare!)
Quoc Kha'nh cho*i co*` online... Me.: Tho^i Kha'nh kho^ng cho*i nu*~a! -Di ho.c -di con. Chess thi` la` ca'i -dinh gi`! QK: Chess la` ca'i -dinh -da^'y chu*'! Chess la` ca'i -dinh -da^'y chu*'! VK: !!!
QK: Me. o*i, ca'i xu*o*ng ro^`ng cu?a con no' -dau qua'! Me.: Hi hi... QK: (Hmm... tu*'c qua'! Ca? nha` cu*o*`i mi`nh!) Sau mo.t ho^`i suy nghi~... QK: Chi. Kha'nh o*i, em -da~ nghi~ ra ro^`i! Kho^ng pha?i xu*o*ng ro^`ng ma` la` xu*o*ng gio^'ng! VK: Haha!
QK: (tho*? da`i) Con sa('p che^'t -du*'ng -du*?ng ro^`i -da^y! VK: What? Me.: Che^'t -du*' -du*` chu+' con! VK: Phew!
Quoc Kha'nh vie^'t mo^.t ba`i va(n o*? lo*'p nhu* sau: "...My granpa's name is Nga.i. My grandma's name is Nga.i..." VK: (-do.c -de^'n -da^y, ngo* nga'c) Te^n cu?a o^ng ba` co' pha?i la` Nga.i -da^u em? QK: Mi`nh va^~n go.i o^ng ngoa.i ba` ngoa.i ma`! VK: Hihi!
Quo^'c Kha'nh ma(.c qua^`n thu?ng -di't... Me.: Con o*i, co*?i ca'i qua^`n -do' ra -di, chu*' co' mo^~i ca'i cho^~ quan tro.ng thi` ho*? ma^'t ro^`i. QK: No way! Ma(.c the^' na`y thi` chi? ho*? mo^.t ti' quan tro.ng. Co*?i no' ra thi` ho*? he^'t ca? cho^~ quan tro.ng a`? VK: Woo woo!
Quo^'c Kha'nh vie^'t mo^.t ba`i va(n ta? su*. kha'c bie^.t giu*~a bo^' va` Quo^'c Kha'nh... QK: Bo^' thi'ch -di la`m, co`n con chi? thi'ch cho*i. Bo^': Gi` nu*~a? QK: Bo^' co' vo*., co`n con kho^ng co' vo*. Ca? nha`: !!!
VK: (vu*`a go^.i dda^`u xong) Em o*i! Ngu*?i dda^`u chi. xem co' tho*m kho^ng? QK: Tho*m qua'! VK: Tho*m nhu* the^' na`o? QK: Tho*m nhu* thi.t. VK: What! Cho ma`y no'i la.i! QK: (hoa?ng qua', suy nghi~ mo^.t ho^`i...) Tho*m nhu* nu*o*'c ma('m! VK: (To^.i nghie^.p cu ca^.u, ngoa`i thi.t va` nu*o*'c ma('m ra cha(?ng co`n bie^'t ca'i gi` tho*m nu*~a)